depressed or deep rest?

underamillionviews:

“Guy Talk” (via Funny or Die)

Incomprehensible. This video is almost two years old and still has barely 200,000 views.

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Paul Rust for life

5deadlycheeses:

This is what happens when your friend asks for help with her cosmetology school presentation.  I’m pretty sure she got an A.

Pardon the bad computer mic plosives.

This fucking album

(Source: schizogherkin)

The high score yo

The high score yo

bunnyholliday:

lucidliving:

Lisa frank Zappa and beach boys in da hood doe

Omg I’m dying.

(Source: sheslump)

splattercat:

Schizo Gherkin has a tumblr.

Finally

(Source: schizogherkin)

I have so much room to improve, the next battle is going to be a million times better. Enjoy this though, it was fun to write and perform even though I was a nervous wreck and my throat was dry as fuck and I was going so fast because I was thirsty and that caused me to lose my breath. You will note that despite all of these factors the judges still declared me the winner. Go figure.

featuring: @djrayhasmusic and @AlexMoschina (who is himself featuring Of Montreal when he samples them)

All the fun of my twitter album concept with only 1/4 the effort! Yeah I’m pretty bummed I never finished this thing but I suppose it was always better in theory than application.

Seriously though, there’s some really cool beats in here, and some mediocre ones too!